Hello, again. Third hate-ish post.

This week, I was contemplating about writing about either: ‘wise’ sayings with meaningless pictures in the background, share or so and so will kill you, or the supposedly Godly messages on Facebook.

 
Yes, I enjoy blogging about what peeves me on Facebook. Bite me.

 
Anyways, after a while I’ve decided to go for the supposedly Godly messages. They annoy me, like many many many many many other things, which I shall share with all of you innocent readers eventually. (bitter laugh to self) But I’m pretty sure I’m going to ramble on and on…

You may (or may not) be wondering; what are you talking about, Phoebe? Is it true you’ve finally grown deranged enough to hate on these, innocent, innocent, innocent, posts on Facebook? They’re just promoting a good message. That’s all.

   
My ass.

 
A very prominent example is the classic,

  "Share if you love God, ignore if you don’t."

In the past, I admit I have shared at least a couple of these. Back then it wasn’t much of a deal. Now they’re everywhere. Every, damn, where. Again, in protest against all the stupidy, I haven’t shared pictures in months. (With the exception of a couple of ‘Share and win a free Instax Mini 7s’ pictures. Again, bite me.)

 
Every time I see one of these, I seriously feel like sneering. I myself have quite strong beliefs, I do believe in God and Jesus and the Holy Spirit and so and so, so don’t misunderstand me for worshiping Satan or something. Seriously, no misunderstandings, please.

 
These pictures annoy me. I hate them, almost as much if not more than the stupid, stupid, stupid ‘wise’ saying pictures. Yes, I GET IT. YOU LOVE GOD. I LOVE GOD TOO.

 
But please, you don’t need to fill my whole Home page by sharing like 15 bloody pictures about HOW MUCH YOU LOOOOVE GOD AND AREN’T AFRAID TO SHOW IT every, single, day.

Let me tell you a story about one of my friends. (Ex-best friend, actually) Let’s call her…B. Do not question me why I picked the letter B, by the way.

We used to be good friends. Not exactly super close, but she was okay. And if any of you know me, I go through intense filtering before picking out people who eventually DO go up my friendship ladder. (Acquaintances, friends, okay friends, close friends, best friends, bestest friends)

Recently we kinda broke up, relationship wise, and she stopped talking to me. In return, I pushed her down the relationship ladder. Wait, friendship ladder. Yes, friendship ladder. But don’t fret, she’s still wavering in between Friends and Okay friends, but recently I have the feeling I might have to push her down into my Pit of Hatred. (Let’s call it the PoH, from now on.)

And the story is, she just started to use Facebook actively recently. And in those few, short months, she has somehow managed to drive me crazy. Every time someone mentions her name, I cringe. I’m not joking. (Although, when am I completely serious? You tell me.)

Every time I go on Facebook, I see her.

Every, bloody, where.

 
Oh, she liked this photo about not losing her mind and that it just got scared and ran away. You know who else ran away? My sanity. (Partially)

 
Oh, she liked a ‘wise’ photo saying “Me without you is like a sneaker without laces, a geek without braces, asentencewithoutspaces”

 
Goddammit, why do people want me to hate them so much?

And not to mention the fact that B just LOVES to share and like all these posts, originally derived from Tumblr, in a 10 minute span. 5 pictures in less than 10 minutes? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME, WOMAN?!

  (deep breath in)

Another point, I remember when Facebook weren’t all about the annoying pictures. It all started a while ago, too bad I can’t exactly remember when and I’m afraid someone is going to go flame me if my estimation is way off, like all my other estimations always are, the stupidity. At first it was all in good fun. I actually thought some of them were cute.

 
But now?

They’re everywhere, and just thinking about it makes me sick.

SICK, I tell you.

Now it’s not that much about the Godly messages. No, it’s about ALL THE SHARED PICTURES on Facebook.

Leave the ‘informative’ pictures on Tumblr, and actually put meaningful stuff on Facebook. Is that so hard to ask?!

(Another reason why I don’t use Tumblr)

 
So, to all the people who enjoy sharing all the stupidity around and making me squirm (unknowingly or otherwise), you have been pushed down the friendship ladder.

  Good day.

(And to B, if you’re actually reading this, which I doubt you do since you’ve too busy sashaying your pretty little ass around your newfound BEST FRIENDS and being an idiot of Facebook, PoH you go! Have fun mingling with the other Lalas! Cheerio!)