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Hello everyone.
It’s been a long time since I’ve updated, I know, I know. But just as an impromptu disclaimer, this is probably going to be a long, and rage-filled post.

So today I’d like to talk to everyone about one of the things I dislike deeply,

ONE DIRECTION.

Now I know, some prissy fangirls might have just skipped the beginning and saw their beloved band in big letters. Let me make this clear.

I do not like them.

And I dislike them enough to have to rant about them on my very minuscule blog, because I know Facebook isn’t going to accept a rant this long, thankyouverymuch.

You see, I hate their music. I’m not going to lie. Boy bands annoy me SO DEEPLY. And I’m not just talking about One Direction. I’m talking about all the other teenage, apparently heartthrob boys such as Justin Bieber and Greyson Chance, just to name a few.

At this point of time I can proudly say I rather listen to a JB song than a 1D song.
Why?
Because it seems that Justin Bieber annoys me less now. Heck, I’d rather listen to some Demi Lovato crap athan listen to 1D.

When I turn on Facebook and check my Timeline, all I see is are pictures, pictures, pictures, and 90% of those pictures I do not like. Yes, that includes the meaningless pictures with the supposedly wise ‘sayings’ in front of them. Yes, that includes the ‘Share and see what happens!’ crap. Yes, that (especially) includes the ‘Share or so and so will slit your throat/shove pencil shavings up your ass etc. etc.’ pictures. You know what annoys me even more than those?

The One Direction photos.

Yes, I am a One Direction hater. I hate them more than I hate Justin Bieber now. (It seems that the JB fans have died down, either that or I’ve already defriended most of them on Facebook)

I do not understand why so many people like them, worship them like Gods and call themselves Directioners.
See? Another reason to hate all these boys.
Directioners sound almost as bad as Bielievers.

THEIR MUSIC ISN’T EVEN GOOD.

I was introduced to them last year, by my friend Winnie.
She was like, “Phoebe! Go watch this video!”
So I watched it.
Even then, I thought almost nothing of it. It was just a lame video of them singing ‘What Makes You Beautiful’ at a beach with a hot chick. THAT’S IT. At that point of time, I have NEVER heard of One Direction before. So to be nice, I told her it was ‘Okay.’, cause she seemed really into them. Yes, Winnie, if you’re reading this now, I HATE THEIR MUSIC.

And then suddenly, a few months later, this huge ‘thing’ spreads like wildfire. Like the plague.
And most of you know, I HATE ALL THIS MAINSTREAM MUSIC.

Kpop sucks. JB sucks. Greyson Chance sucks. ‘Call Me Maybe’ sucks. Taylor Swift sucks. One Direction sucks.
Yes, all the prissy fangirls, COME AT ME.
But before you do, read below.

1) You have no right to hate on them.

WHY NOT?! I know we may not have free speech to everything, unlike America, but we do have a right to our opinions. Sure, we may not be able to speak freely about supposed sensitive issues on the Internet like religion and what not, BUT DON’T ADD YOUR STUPID MUSIC TO THAT LIST.
That’s just my opinion. Like you have yours about LOVING them so much.


2) If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say it at all.

Well, TOO BAD. There’s also a saying on not taking back your word or something, YES? And if I REALLY wanted to bash on them, I would be trolling your pictures, the Walls of you 1D lovers, 1D fan groups, the options are ENDLESS. But no, I’m taking this on my own blog. I OWN THIS BLOG. You can’t control what I want to post here.

3) They have more fans, more money, better looks than you!

Yes, pulling out that lame ‘card’ again. Yes, they’re rich. Mainly because Simon Cowell has been throwing out money for them and deluded girls who think they’re so darn irresistible are buying their albums. Yes, they have millions of (deranged) fans throwing their panties at them. Yes, they look better. SO WHAT. Again, number one. I have nothing against 1D personally. They haven’t done anything wrong to me. The only thing that annoys me deeply is the way all the ‘fans’ act. So let’s say, I like Mogwai. Do I go on Facebook and share a hundred pictures of them? No. Do I make almost every status update about them? No. Do I get upset when everybody else comments on them rudely? No.
Because I’M RESPECTING MY OTHER FRIENDS. Not all people love the same bloody music you do, RESPECT THAT and don’t rub it into our faces every damn day.

Okay, enough of that today. Now let the commenting begin, yeah?

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